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"We don't have a cash register, y'know."
This one was definitely funnier than the first one! I loved every second of it. Random and crazy. BTW who was killed by Kung Lao's hat shot? I noticed he was alive at the end of the show.
Suggestion:More gunfire and explosions in the post office.
Author's Response:
The hat hit Kung Lao, but of course, since no one REALLY dies in MK, he was still alive. I was going to add bandages on him afterwards, but that was too tedious.
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Controls were as bad as they could possibly be. Using the Numpad was a bad choice of control settings. The shooting controls aren't fluid at all, not to mention that I spent half my time wondering if the firing key "8" even worked! (until I used the mouse)
The game wasn't fun, either.
I doubt I'd ever play this game again.
Author's Response:
fuck you idiot piece of shit. Heres a truth for you. If you are fucking on a crocadile, 27% of the time that same crocodile will bite your asshole off and prevent you from shiiting for the rest of your life. He'll just rip your asshole clean from your ass and in 7 days you will die from non shitting.
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"At least this tribute was worth it's salt"
I'm glad there are at least some decent tributes like this one, instead of a myriad of flashes poking fun at his death.
Author's Response:
yes i was getting tired of tributes that made fun of steve, thx for review
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Perfectly drawn weapons and levels, game crossovers, and random insanity, with Goldeneye as the theme makes for a great flash indeed!
Just wish these weren't so short! Does it really take an average of.....5 episodes to do one level? On the bright side it's small in filesize.
Author's Response:
Thank you for your nice comments. It is people like you that make me want to continue making flash.
Sorry for making the episodes so short. The next one won't be so short and will conclude Bond's adventure in the Facility.
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About time we had some prime Goldeneye parodies! You capture th humor and style perfectly in this and especially the 2nd episode.
Author's Response:
The lack of good GE parodies on newgrounds is the main reason I made this. I wanted it to feel like you were playing the game and I think I succeeded at that. Glad you liked it and thanks for the nice comments!!
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"Hate to say this, but I'm giving it a low score"
My computer nearly crashed from playing this game! After I cleared World 1 after defeating the Angry Penguin, I entered the "Start Game" Door once more, and fell into a world of nothing. No land, no character, nothing. Because of that I was just losing lives. I decided to close the browser. And then the computer nearly froze! Ctrl Alt Delete almost didn't work, and it took a LONG time before I could do anything else (restart the comp for example)
Games where I have to just about turn off the power and risk damaging the comp do NOT get high scores in my book.
Author's Response:
1) Just refresh the browser, 2) Flash 8 has a memory leak when handling large movie clips that Flash 7 doesn't, 3) Last I checked, taking up lots of RAM can't damage hardware. 4) Buy more RAM. 5) You do realize that you just gave my game a 2 because you beat it and liked it so much you wanted to play it again, and that's what crashed your browser, don't you?
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That was one hell of a final fight though, let me tell ya. Great game!
Author's Response:
Well duh of course raidenx is better.. it was built up from these two games :P
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This flash wasn't too bad. The ending is good for a chuckle.
Author's Response:
=D
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"Worthy of being an actual trailer"
Graphics could have been better, but it was well formed, like a professional movie trailer.
Author's Response:
Thank you.
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Include a "replay the end" button because that was freakin' hilarious.
Author's Response:
there is one... it's a big pic, haha! And there is a voice that accompanies it, :P
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