Total Medals Earned: 10,560 (From 1,019 different games.) Total Medal Score: 238,810 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (90/90 points)
Beat LVL 1
Beat Levels 1-3
Make Citty Poop
Kill Saza's minion
Beat the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Beat Mission 1
Get a Game Over
Beat Mission 1-3
Beat Traller
Beat BG 2
Medals Earned: 12/17 (115/295 points)
Lol! Like you're the 1st to get that!
Beat Lv. 1
Stealing all the stuff eh?
BURRRRPPPPP
Wow!
Keyblade Wielder
Clean up the Mess
Only HE would do that!
Shhhh! It's A secret! No really it IS!
True Space Explorer
Beat Coco Plop's Mini Games
Slay that Monkey
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 17/17 (360/360 points)
BBBBBBBBBBBB
Beat Q6-10
Beat Q1-5
GREENS BUTTONZ
Medal for Medals?
Win the Bet
Beat Pixel Land
So that's what Saza IS!
Close to Destiny
MADNESSS!!!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (260/260 points)
Normal mode is for Pussies
Smashing Pumpkins
You're Obviously a Girl
Some like it HARD
2010 Halloween Collection
Beat Question 1-5 on Hard Mode
Beat Saza ONCE AGAIN
Pwned
Medals Earned: 12/12 (275/275 points)
Actually Yusuf! It's "Help Me"
YO FAT BIOTCH!
Yum!
He Likes his Cookies
Well! that concludes the worst Tutorial Ever
Save them from ADULTERY!
I sung THAT!
Empire STRIKES BACK!
OWNED!
You Won Yet Lost
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
You started up the game!
You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 24/38 (245/500 points)
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 15/16 (240/340 points)
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!