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Much better than the first!

FUCK! You have been accepted at Sir CRASH's school of HORRID Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 20000-headed Lizard named Needledick who will show you around the campus, clean your Toilet Paper, and scratch your Ass.

Before school begins in March, you will need to go to Nigeria. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling King Kong and Simple FUCKING Spells classes.

Your lab partner will be Missy Elliott. She's an expert at conjuring Grasshopper-flavored Chips out of Asses of Dragon, so we're sure you'll get along well.

We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical SHIT Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, Pauly Shore. We anticipate seeing you at Halloween!

I love these things

It would be a little better if the whole story could be displayed at once. And for the people who don't understand basic English, put down a glossary of what adjective/verb/etc means.

20 tie games later

I had no luck in beating him, either.

Kinda fun, but...

Put in more weapons, and for CRYING OUT SAKES don't use the damn intro sound every time a logo appears! Or any sound effects that last more than 0.25 seconds for that matter..

A mildly entertaining time-waster

Beat all 6 rounds. One has to be disappointed in the lack of interactivity and little else, that's what you need to work on.

Fun to watch

It was fun to watch, but like it was said, it isn't really an RPG due to lack of inactivity.

Pretty good job

It just needs some more accessories, like that beer mug.

Dude, I love adventures like this.

I have always been fond of text adventures with multiple paths, but you mix my favorite hobby with them (video gaming) plus a game I know and have grown up with, and you got some gold there!

Is it possible to see a adventure with the original Mario Bros? (Or #3?)

Or at least another adventure.

Pretty sweet

A few more options would make this even better!

Jolly good show, mate

Make another one, that's all I got to say!

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